I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?
I love ducks
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG
Walk in the room, like what up, I’m Pablo.
you know what i think you need
a shark wearing a maids outfit
guys this is honestly my favorite self-referential lyrical progression