yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
*Phew* Thank goodness!
no you can’t have it back stop asking
Timeout changes a man…
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
wanna buy some drugs
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.
yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.